By adamg on Wed., 9/25/2013 - 11:21 am 
Natick Police report a man held up the Citizens Bank branch on Main Street last week after telling tellers he had cancer:
Subject stated he was Anthony Digioermo working under Mark Johnson for corporate security and was there for an audit. He also stated he was wearing a wig because he has cancer. He brandished a gun and stated it was a 9mm. Threatened the bank if they called within five minutes of him leaving the bank he would release a CO2 canister containing a “gasâ€. Subject removed several types of foreign currency (euros, pounds, Canadian currency) in the amount of $4300 and $150 worth of American Express Travelers Check.
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And of course you knew when you made that joke
By Brian Riccio
Wed, 09/25/2013 - 11:46am
that Mark Johnson is a producer on "Breaking Bad", right?
Not to mention he's
By roadman
Wed, 09/25/2013 - 1:13pm
obviously a Lex Luthor protoge (threatening to release poison gas pellets).
I resisted the urge to tweet
By gotdatwmd
Wed, 09/25/2013 - 12:52pm
I resisted the urge to tweet a Breaking Bad joke so hard due to a recent area murder by a man named Walter White. Damn morals.
Dude is confusing...or confused.
By Sarcastic Sam
Wed, 09/25/2013 - 3:54pm
Watch out, everyone, I"ve got a CO2 cartridge that contains some type of GAS...oh shit...next thing you know he'll say he's got a beverage container full of some sort of LIQUID.
And give me all your money. But first, let me show YOU some money. Lookit---I've got foreign currency--you know, the kind that APPRECIATES in value. Now, give me that some of those shitty dollars.
I think what the Natick Police meant
By roadman
Thu, 09/26/2013 - 3:09pm
was that the dude removed the foreign currency and traveler's checks from the bank as part of the robbery, and not from his pocket during the robbery.
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