By adamg on Fri., 10/16/2020 - 10:50 am

Since its installation in 2006, Matthew Hincman's bench near the Jamaica Pond boathouse has perplexed people: What's the proper way to sit on it? Geovanie Radcliffe shows us somebody's finally figured it out.
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Wow
By anon
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 10:58am
JP - Check
Starbucks Matcha Tea - Check
2011 Planking Trend - Check
Excessively Tight Skinny Jeans - Check
I know, right, they seem fun!
By RoseMai
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 11:15am
I know, right, they seem fun!
Leggings
By anon
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 11:35am
Those aren't skinny jeans, those are leggings. An unfortunate garment that shows every bulge, orifice and a few other things that don't even have names on the human body. I suspect if some people knew what these garments actually looked like they wouldn't wear them. But others do know and are perfectly fine with them. So there you go.
There are names!
By Tim Mc.
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 1:27pm
And I had to learn every damn one of them for an anatomy class in college. D-:
(I have since forgotten most of them. But I remember being amazed how damn near every bump on a bone and individual muscle bundle had been named.)
Geez
By fungwah
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 2:46pm
it must be sad to be that embarrassed of your own body.
some of us prioritize comfort vs vanity
By peter
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 4:27pm
First, fashion is very subjective thing. Second, leggings are supremely comfortable. Especially for anyone whose proportions don't perfectly match off the rack clothes.
Not everyone is as insecure or vain as you seem to be.
A Decade of Leggings Controversy Explained
By anon
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 10:22pm
Kind of interesting:
www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/3/28/18285843/leggings-...
Why the shaming? Football players essentially wear leggings...
By Friartuck
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 8:18pm
And who among us can turn away from a slow motion replay as they "inch" down the field?
I don't know about you...
By Citygirl
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 9:48pm
but my ass looks fantastic in a pair of them
Pics or it isn't true
By merlinmurph
Sat, 10/17/2020 - 10:05am
:-;
I use mine to show off my beach body
By SwirlyGrrl
Sat, 10/17/2020 - 12:25pm
Since I'm a marine mammal, that's pretty sleek ;-)
Not skinny jeans
By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 11:42am
Insulated running tights - fall weight.
Like bike tights, but no bulky pad.
But he's
By anon
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 12:53pm
Clearly walking with a baby carriage and wearing flat sneakers.
This makes it 100x worse than skinny jeans!
Do people
By anon
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 4:04pm
Run in Chuck Taylor's? Thats ludicrous,
Maybe
By SwirlyGrrl
Sat, 10/17/2020 - 12:25pm
They were the original gym shoe for fitness.
People do bike in them.
yoga pants ?
By schneidz
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 3:00pm
yoga pants ?
#wypipo
By BannedFromTheRoxy
Sat, 10/17/2020 - 11:15pm
#wypipo
I’m the planker
By H3963
Sun, 10/18/2020 - 7:27pm
These are leggings- confirmed. :)
Benches are sometimes
By Maciej
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 11:07am
Benches are sometimes designed to prevent you from sleeping on them, at least not comfortably. I thought this WAS designed to be slept on (in?). No matter how drunk you are, once you fall in, you can’t fall off it!
Hmmm ...
By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 11:44am
I just thought it was incomplete mitosis.
That's figuring it out? Me
By anon
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 3:48pm
That's figuring it out? Me thinks not.
You must have never explored
By anon
Fri, 10/16/2020 - 9:00pm
You must have never explored other parts of JP.
A well shaped bum
By Daan
Sat, 10/17/2020 - 12:02pm
is proof that both God exists and is capricious.
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