Aaron Hernandez kills self

i thought we were telling jokes here. didnt think a guy that would so cavalierly mock a convicted murderer that killed himself and left behind a child and a wake of destruction would so easily be offended by another joke being thrown in the mix

if you can't handle it, perhaps consider don't mocking the subject matter.

also, lol, yes, you joked in memoriam of his victims/their families. please dude. at least embrace what you are and don't hide behind some veil of victimized people to legitimize what you say.

you have fun making jokes about the subject matter because to you, it is either an outlet for your grief or just an enjoyable way to spend your wednesday morning. i'm having fun but i'm not going to pretend i'm helping any grieving families in the process lol

TLDR

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:16am

Are you done kissing my butt yet?

if it would make you feel better

By Scumquistador
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:17am

i'll kiss it better than anybody ever has

When a person named scumquistador

By polarbare
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:30am

is the voice of reason, you're probably being a douche with your lame-ass jokes.

Lame ass?

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:43am

I am outraged at your poor usage of the word douche.

You are a sad person. I pity

By pierce
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:05am

You are a sad person. I pity you

Death Jokes

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:53am

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Really?

By lbb
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:30am

Those jokes were more for his victims and their families.

Really? I have never lost a loved one to a murder, but I really don't think that I would find myself comforted in any way by jokes such as yours. Are you quite sure you were acting on their behalf, and not for your own gratification?

I know.

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:05am

I'm pretty outraged too.

No...

By lbb
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:08am

I'm pretty outraged too.

No, you're just crazy.

Crazy Outraged

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:44am

I outrage myself on the internet at least once a month and twice on Wednesday.

oh cappy, you erred

By Scumquistador
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 12:29pm

and it seems like you edited your post

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GzR4iFE.png[/img]

thankfully we have the original preserved!

Why

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 12:53pm

The only thing worse than a troll who thinks screen capture is something technologically advanced is one who thinks it's funny to hit on someone they don't even know. I bet you do that next.

why did i assume

By Scumquistador
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 12:44pm

that you did the thing that you did and are now pretending you didn't do by calling it a different name?

idk, because i understand the linear nature of time and some basic universal concepts i guess

oh, and here, have a kiss from your troll with a face

[img]http://i.imgur.com/TV9oWFg.png?1[/img]

Ewwww

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 12:54pm

Gross. I knew it.

its ok cappy

By Scumquistador
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 12:58pm

in a George RR Martinian turn of events, only my twin brother would be attractive enough for me to consider sexually adequate for my needs

The guy in that photo looks

By Scauma
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 1:37pm

like a scumcistador, kudos to you for nailing the name.

For the record scummy I do think I understand your off brand sort of humor, but you don't do your self many favors, which I suspect is intentional.

uhm cappy

By Scumquistador
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 2:08pm

couple of things, first off, the posts we make here are timestamped, so you managed to 'predict' something that happened 9 minutes prior to your subsequent edit, and also you have literally been asking me to kiss you for hours now and finally got your wish

i mean, you are far from the only person to be left unfulfilled by my kisses and you aren't going to be the last i'm sure, but lets not pretend i wasn't just granting your request.

as far as screen captures being technologically advanced? oh heavens no, i don't even bother doing the capturing myself. i just let ShareX do all the work for me. couldn't be less of a hassle, actually.

Very Trump like.

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 2:11pm

The first sign you may be a Narcissist is always needing the last word.

I'll let you have it sweetums.

Xoxo

Six of one, half a dozen of the other

By Nancy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 8:46am

Life in prison or dead, his daughter was going to have a rough time of it.

Not as rough as it could have been

By Sock_Puppet
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:46am

Growing up with a monster in the house. Does anybody really believe he was likely to confine his violence to the field and his victims in the street? That girl's odds of living to adulthood improved the day he was put away.

Exactly

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:44am

But you know, trolls playing Devil's advocate. It's what they do.

Wasn't there some testimony

By anon
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 2:45pm

Wasn't there some testimony during his first trial that he "swore on his daughter's life" to someone that he did not commit the murder? I don't know how the mother of the baby could still stand by him after hearing that.

Not in bad taste to make jokes...

By relaxyapsycho
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:22am

But at least make jokes that are funny and/or relevant.

Like this?

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:54am

Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.

"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot."

"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

Patriots Injury Report just came out

By Pete Nice
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:41am

Aaron Hernandez is listed as "DOUBTFUL: Neck"

Better

By Cappy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:06am

Much better

This is

By Kathode
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 8:46am

looking like the Herald comments section.

I know! We should be more respectful of this day

By Nancy
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 8:53am

I mean, how dare he take attention away from the Patriots visiting the White House today?

nancy, you meant the patriots*

By Scumquistador
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 8:55am

*some treasonous commies won't be in attendance

Wait, he's spending the

By pierce
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:06am

Wait, he's spending the weekdays at Mar-A-Lago now too?!?

Wait, he's spending the

By pierce
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 10:06am

Wait, he's spending the weekdays at Mar-A-Lago now too?!?

Hernandez pussy grabbed the

By Kinopio
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:11am

Hernandez pussy grabbed the attention right away from Trump and the handful of players who can stand to be around him.

89%=handful?

By relaxyapsycho
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:20am

89%=handful?

well

By Scumquistador
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 9:29am

for trump

lmao

Brady, Long, Mccourty,

By Kinopio
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 11:40am

Brady, Long, Mccourty, Bennett, Blount, Branch, Hightower. A bunch of others said they aren't sure if they are going. That is a lot. Trump is very unpopular, so this is no surprise.

Stop the fake news

By Formerly-SoBo-Yuppie
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 12:06pm

brady is a fan of trump. he wore a make america great again hat.

its no surprise though. a person that has been caught cheating (brady) supports a man that mocks people with disabilities and attacks the mom of a US soldier that died in combat (trump)

not exactly high moral people we are talking about here.

caught cheating?

By Scumquistador
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 3:23pm

talk about fake news

who caught him cheating?

Add to the list of players

By Kinopio
Wed, 04/19/2017 - 2:24pm

Add to the list of players not at the white house: Brandon Bolden, Dion Lewis, James White, Danny Amendola, Michael Floyd, Vincent Valentine, Barkevious Mingo, Malcolm Butler, Patrick Chung, Duron Harmon, Logan Ryan, Cyrus Jones, Ryan Allen, Jonathan Freeny, Treâ€™ Jackson, Greg Scruggs, Chris Barker, Tyler Gaffney, Woodrow Hamilton, and Devin Lucien.

So 89% is way off. Still, the correct percentage is way higher than Trump's pathetic approval rating.

Aaron Hernandez kills self

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