Call it the Curse of the T-shirt

Anybody named Wesley: Please stop reading now; wouldn't want you to poke your eyes out:

The New York Post reports:

A devilish Boston fan working on a concrete crew at the $1.3 billion stadium covertly buried a Red Sox T-shirt under what will become the visiting team's locker room to jinx the Yanks, two construction workers told The Post yesterday. ...

Red, meanwhile, ponders the way Dunkin' Donuts used a stunt derriere in place of Jonathan Papelbon's butt in its newest commercial:

... Honestly, the fact that there's someone out there who got a call from an agent who said, "We need you to be Jonathan Papelbon's ass," is one of the greatest things I've heard in my life. ...