Jonathan Papelbon

Papelgone

By adamg - Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:41pm

A report out of Philadelphia says everybody's favorite beer-box wearer is heading for the City of Brotherly L

A cackling Shaughnessy annoints new Sox player with his rheumy kiss of death

By adamg - Mon, 02/14/2011 - 6:13am

Remember the last pitcher Shank called the big lug?

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for Papelbon to take the mound

By adamg - Mon, 05/17/2010 - 11:02pm

Maybe L-girl is right about this year's Red Sox:

Papelbon not as dumb as he looks

By adamg - Thu, 02/18/2010 - 9:51am

Randy Booth makes the argument.

About last night: What can you say?

By adamg - Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:23am

Teddy Kokoros sums up last night's Sox game:

... Some random back up catcher from the Mets takes your all-star closer deep to win the game. You can't dwell on it too much and there is nothing to analyze. All you can hope is that you don't miss the playoffs by one game and then look back on the season and think what if that Santos guy did not happen to run into a Papelbon fastball? ...

Red balances good and bad:

... One pitch changed everything, although a timely hit -- Ortiz, Bay, Drew and Lowell were a combined 0-for-15 -- might have given us a little more padding. Either way, it was a taut, exciting game on a gorgeous night at Fenway. Who am I to ask for anything more?

Manny being melanoma

By adamg - Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:49am

The Herald posts some excerpts from a Jonathan Papelbon interview with Esquire, including one in which he called MbM a "cancer."

Red is especially enamored of the Bot's claims he wouldn't be afraid to lay down some smack even on David Ortiz if need be.

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Jonathan Papelbon needs his detail cop

By adamg - Sat, 05/10/2008 - 9:56am

Dirty Water: Send Billy Dunn on the road with the Sox.

Riggs: Send those Dunkin' Donuts commercials to oblivion.

Rob: Send Lowrie to Pawtucket so he can get seasoned to replace Lugo in 2009.

Red: Send Amalie and Heidi up to see me sometime.

Papelbon should stick to baseball

By adamg - Tue, 04/22/2008 - 10:17am

Jenn Martinelli cringes whenever that Papelbon butt-slap ad comes on:

... I can't even follow the point of the commercial because I'm so distressed by the dumber than dirt look on Papelbon's face. He just looks so stupid. Like he's trying to figure out something really hard, not act in a Dunkin Donuts commercial.

Earlier:
Stunt butt!